Vavadoo

by Vava Pussy

my desk is pile high with shit it looks like pauls desk. maybe it is pauls desk. i cant wait to

sell this desk. once i had a large dining room wood table as my desk. it was in the living room

with a couch and the fireplace with built in book shelves. there were frenchy doors that went out

to the enclosed porch that held an old three speed bike that robert rode down clark st. sitting

up like a prairie dog wearing a plaid cap. there were two larger than life awful paintings with

xmas tree lights strung over them that robert did. they were in the dining room. one was of amber,

the he she that he fucked in atlanta..the other was ambers companion. some doe boy. there was a

big moon behind each of them. they were bad but they were o.k. that was the room robert painted

in. my bedroom was off of it. it was the only room in the apartment that didnt have wood floors.

it had a large white sheet of linoleum in it. i slept on blankets over it and there were a few

necklaces hanging off the three rung radiator in that room. a tin mess dish on top of the radiator

with birds wings in it. on the far end of the room my suede jacket hung on the wall the arms rip

ped to shreds by the wolfdog zeb that lived with us. LUNCH was written on the back of the jacket

in black el marko. there were six radiators in that apartment and only half of the one in the

kitchen worked. meechee the landlord one day was up tinkering but not doing shit to fix the heat

scene. he was teasing zeb and zeb bit into his calf fast. the police came up to fill out a report

but wouldnt enter the apartment until zeb was locked in roberts room. roberts room was on the

other side of the diningroompaintingroom. at night time robert and i would call zeb from each of

our beds trying to convince the dog to sleep with one of us. i think zeb would lick cum off roberts

dick lovingly. i just wanted him for his coatwarmth. zeb never was one of the dogs i fucked. robert

picked up some guy at manscountry one night. his name was jeffrey big cock and he came by our

place a few times..northwestern u. curly blond jew boy big cock. robert thinks thats who gave him

aids. one day juan came by to see me. he wanted cash. i gave him 100 bucks from the lawsuit i had

just won involving my skull fracture. the next morning he was back for more money. i gave him one

dollar and told him never to ask me for money again. he was staying on the couch in the livingroom

some nights. i didnt want him sleeping with me. he was having trouble with bert basically he wasnt

working for cash. we went to the voodoo graveyard two blocks away with zeb who was chasing rabbits

and showing us where all the headless chickens were. that was the first time i heardsaw a woodpeck

er. i wanted to fuck juan there. we hardly ever talked. we went home and fucked and then he right

away decided to get on the clark st. bus and head back to pilsen to go and see bert. i went out on

a walk and i was across the street from the wilson avenue fire department cruising along with zeb

when a fireman yelled at me/wheres your mustache you fucking dyke?/ i pulled down my jeans ex

posing my black pubes to him and yelled back/right here..ya wanna try it on?/ i buttoned up and

kept walking. there was arzel myles the next block up. arzel the blackest hunk of a bull terrier

face on top of locomotive body. he was ready with the usual hey baby i be telling you true arzel is

made for you baby arzel knows how to make you feel goooood i be telling you true. all summer long

arzel be telling me true. robert wanted arzel bad but arzel was homophobe stud. robert told me to

never fuck arzel unless robert was home. he wanted to film it on high contrast b & w so i wouldnt

show up. robert wasnt home. i was horny and had heard enough of that be telling you true stuff.

i invited him up pretending we were going to get some pot to take on a walk down by the lake with

us. we sat at the kitchen table smoking a joint shooting the shit. he got up and stood behind me

slipping my tits out of my fathers shortsleeved shirt that i was wearing. he bent down and started

sucking on my neck licking down to my tits sucking on my nipples and i got up and he followed to

the blankets on the floor in my bedroom. here finally was mister arzel i be telling you true baby

stud man blacker than black myles in my bedroom. we stripped each other naked and i began to suck

on his uncircumcised cock but he pushed me off it and forced me onto my back stuck his dick in

my cunt. 12 strokes and he came immediately rolled off fell asleep. i lay there looking at the

ceiling listening to him snore/ looking at that body. i got up and smoked some more pot and arzel

woke up. he said/oh baby you must be the best i ever had i never fell asleep before you really

did it to me baby i be telling you true


Author Biography:

Vava Pussy leads an exaggerated life in Knoxville, Tennessee. It is her biggest hope to get the hell out of there ... take the kids, take the husband, take the dog. Rumor has it that she/he/them/it may be moving to the Puget Sound in the near future.


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Sign of the Times-A Chronicle of Decadence in the Atomic Age

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